Losowe Dowcipy
What do you call a pig that took a plane? Swine flu! - zobacz
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area ! - zobacz
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks! - zobacz
What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty. - zobacz
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife". - zobacz
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? "That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour." says the devil. "I don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the fireman says. The devil replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're using it for a fan." - zobacz
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up - zobacz
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food." - zobacz
Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop. - zobacz
Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you ! - zobacz
There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." "N, eh." "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada... - zobacz
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line! - zobacz
Q: What's a cat's favorite food? - A: Petatoes! - zobacz
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" The old man yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!". - zobacz
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another. - zobacz